Big Brother is out there; Little Brother is in here too

I have more visitors than friends.  Nothing but a numbers statement.  But the make up of them is funny.




Most viewers are from the US.  Make sense, I am an American.  But not in the numbers that I see.  I would send some friendly jabs and jibes if I had state level detail.  I don't.  Oh, I hope one of you enjoyed my shout outs today.  Keeping it subtle is fun.

Hello, Fort Meade.  That google search about Faraday cages made of aluminum foil was truly harmless.  Peter Ash does it in the book I'm reading.  Look at the book on my Kindle below.  I'm sure you can check my reading progress and search history time stamps...  Burn a few CPU cycles.  That'll make the Chinese and Russians do the same!


 
Many viewers are Malaysian, a few are Singaporeans.  Welcome friends looking for travelers in your nations.  I love your countries.  An S-MM2H is my future.  Let's keep on doing the "Jalan, jalan" to "makan, makan!"  Lah!  Terima Kasih.

A few from The Netherlands.  I hope we'll connect again if you're my acquaintances from Cat City.  If you are reading, you have my email.   Hence for you will be known as the "Cat City Tigers."
  (Which might cause a few Canadians to wonder what the hell I'm doing.)

If you're Dutch but not tall, elegant, silber haired, well spoken, friendly andwe hav not met...Then please work harder not smarter -- steal all the CPU cycles from RBR.  Especially if Max leaves (he has to be the lead Audi seat, right?)  Can you just focus on bicycle racing for a while: Cyclocross, Monuments, 1 Day Classics, Tours.  Maybe be nice to a few Belgians along the way



Bletchley Park, I see you too!   Can you help George out in '25.  He's gonna be fine, but share some tech with the man some how.  A GCHQ party mode would be mice and you do maths...
 
Bis meine Freundenen in the Bundesnachtsdienst (helluva name, guys!), let the Dutch (non-acquaintances) do the dirty work here.  Send the CPU Cycles to Toto Wolf, bitte schoen, bitte shown.

Israel, kudos to you for being so stealthy compared to the rest (well, except the DPK, Syria, Iran...)

Albania?  Who are you?

Belgium?  Spa remains my favorite track!  See if The Netherlands will kindly throw a bone two in cycling



Ain't nobody in China nor Russia should be interested in me.  But a few of you are.  Hmmmm.

Devoted comrades, the codes are complex but in plain site.  I'm just a dude being autistic while you watch over my shoulder.  But, please, please, please keep looking for secrets.  Like F1, AC37, other "formula(e) sports" and all salary capped sports - wasted resources are costly.  There is nothing of meaning in what I write.



And that leads me to THE GREAT WHITE NORT>


Ohhhh,  Canada? ...  Oskee-Weee!!! Eat 'Em Raw!!  Poutine later, eh?   I bet the curries up there are pretty good, I mean HNIC can be heard in Punjabi (TV) and Hindi (online)!!!  Here's tonight's dinner, beef curry with roti cenai
  
Oh, wait.  That was the gecko on the outside of the pebbled jalousie windows in the bathroom.

Let's try again....
It said beef on the menu and was really, really, really good.

My relationship with Canadian sports is.....EXTREMELY complicated and complex.  I'll try to limit it to sports on the complications.  You're beautiful people.  Ok, sports and your lack of cuisine beyond beer and poutine.  Really, try the curries.  

Oh, Canada, I promise not to bring up the wait since 1993 until at October, ok?  Let's put that in a perspective only you can understand....

...1994 was the last time the NY Rangers won the Cup.*  It was after y'all.  And, led by former Canuck Captain Mark Messier.  "Down goes Brown, down goes Brown!!!" - that had to hurt.  Especially for Leafs' fans. ** I bet Sean McIndoe is crying (from both laughter and pain!) 


* LAK(2!), FLA, VGK, CAR....so many "Snow Free Cups"  #GoKingGo 

** I generally and genuinely dislike the Bruins save for 2 things.
1) The old Hockey Rules commercials, and....
2) April and May hockey.  Fuck' em in June - if they're there then, I want to see the Western Champs win.


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